you're my guardian dinosaur

Sunday, November 18, 2007

i have a cute and loving father.he'll call home a few times daily to check on us.(:
when he calls......

*pardon me for using hanyupinyin,coz my han shen is down. :X*
scenario 1:
him:"shui zai jia?"
me:"mei you ren."
him:"kor kor leh?"
me:"bu zai."
him:"jie jie leh?"
me:"bu zai!"
him:"mummy leh?"
me:"BU ZAI! ZHI YOU WO YI GE REN ZAI JIA!!!"

scenario 2:
him:"shui zai jia?"
me:"mei you ren."
him:"then ni bu shi ren meh?"
me: -_____-

that's the standard things he'll nvr fail to ask/say when he calls home.he does that to me,my 2 bros and my sis.haha.FUNNY LAH!! :D

spent the day out with huifang and yunxuan yesterday in town.(:
I HATE SHOPPING! i was so tired after shopping for 4 hours that i actually took a nap(lying on the table) after dinner.haha. :X

more jokes. :D
Q:Why is a room full of married people empty?
A:Because there's not a single person in it.

Hoppy days
funny
Why did the frog wear a mask to the bank?
He said he wanted to "rob-bit."

funnier
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.

funniest
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser.

The doctor's office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was painfully slow. After waiting for two hours, an old man stood up and started walking towards the door.
"Where are you going?" the receptionist called out.
"Well," he said. "I figured I'd go home and die a natural death."

When my six-year-old son,Micheal, refused to go to bed because he was afraid of monsters, I devised a plan. I filled a spray bottle with water and attached a "CREATURE REPELLENT" label, complete with instructions. This worked for a while until Micheal refused to go to bed once more. Frustrated, I told him that the monsters were just imaginary. "Oh,yeah?" he responded. "So how come they sell creature repellent?"

Numbers game
funny
What did 0 say to 8?
"Nice belt."

funnier
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

funniest
What did 2 said to 3 about the unruly 6?
"Don't mind him.
He's just the product of our times."

did the jokes make you happy? haha. (:

"don't ever be discouraged. because discouragement leads to disappointment, and disappointment leads to failure."---from channel 8 drama serial Ah Hock.

RAWRR!!! :E 10:01 PM

自我介绍

eunice ting
bubbly 20
10 nov 1989
proudly scorpion

ynps,cchs(m),nyjc,psb-uwa sports science
1a,2b,3-6f;1/2 grace,3/4 modesty,0610
MJ kakis! TMG!
table-tennis,volleyball,soccer.

mood:sunny breeze
status:attached

挚爱

loves Family (inclusive of boyfriend and family)
loves 朋友
loves sports and sports science
loves babies
loves sky and star gazing
loves buying pens

愿望

wish for longevity and happiness for all family and friends
wish for peaceful and green earth
wish to do my honours in UWA aussie campus
wish to get married with benjamin loh yi kai and have 4 kids and live happily ever after